Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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