Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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