Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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