I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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