He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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