I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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