He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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