with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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