Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
