Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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