So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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