I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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