its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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