I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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