Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
