Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
