Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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