just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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