if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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