Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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