Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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