Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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