Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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