I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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