Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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