I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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