We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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