I think I died a long time ago.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my shit smells like andre
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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