so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Randomize