NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Someone came in the potted fern
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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