im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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