i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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