You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize