i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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