okay pat passed out under dana's car
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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