Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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