Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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