if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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