Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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