the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
We smell like vodka and hangover
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