After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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