if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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