At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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