1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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