I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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