Already got asked if we're dating
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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