I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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