Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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