I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize