well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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