im drinking this country out of the recession.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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