I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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