we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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