i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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