Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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