whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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