Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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