the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
should my penis look like a turkey
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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